aloofshahbanou:

when another woman helps you with your eyeliner and gets really close to your face and looks at you almost as if she’s looking into a mirror and then licks her finger and touches you, mending some faulty element of your makeup… that’s a very important, erotic moment

selfsick:

Me, being followed by more porn bots than ever:

qoa:

no offense but…..i’m tired of like……………not being stunningly beautiful

terefah:

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

help-mywife:

Help my wife and I are both bottoms